arcticmonkies:

sexting

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via pizza)

sleepingwiththekings:

This is Sempiternal

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via bl-ind)

earthdad:

do u ever just think of holding hands with someone who u like and get a boner

(via pizza)

pajamaben:

he’s doing his best
religiousmother:

sums my entire life up ya
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